(with apologies to Dr Suess)

I am spam.
Spam I am.

That Spam-I-am!
That Spam-I-am!
I do not like
That Spam-I-am!

Do you like
Red trams and spam?

I do not like them,
Spam-I-am.
I do not like
Red trams and spam.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
Here or there.

I would not like them
Anywhere.

I do not like
Red trams and spam.

I do not like them,
Spam-I-am.

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